Wednesday, April 11, 2007
okay...
i am currently pissed.
no, more confused actually.
somebody get me a shit-bomb launcher.
NOW!!!
if i find out who in the werrrrrrllllld did it....
she is so gonna get a coffin for her birthday.
ok la,
its nothing big,
but stilll.......
ARGHHHHH!!!!
-
Friday, April 06, 2007
okok.
i know i just broke my promise about the last blogpost thingy,
but...
there are always exceptions you know...
ok.
i have officially stepped down from PLTT.
seee,
no "yay"...or celebration ok..
cause i am feeling sad about it.
very.
table tennis is like smth so very close to my heart,
even though i totally suck cotton at it,
due to lack of timing, correct bat angle and SKILL.
but..
i love the game.
loads.
to me, its like the most...
how to say...
erm...
maybe SKILL-DEMANDING game?
not like other sports don't need skill,
(ok, i see an approaching rush of people holding boomerangs
in their hands)
but you really need PURE skill to win the game.
ok, maybe luck too...
but LUCKY SHOTS need some skill also one la..
there is so much much much much theory to it.
trust me,
we know.
no one knows it like we do.
bet with you all, on my century year old bolster that
even if we are not the best at the game,
we definitely know the most about the game.
come on,
test us.
let the horse out at us man.
(fang ma guo lai)
i mean...
Mr. Kim is not your normal ah pek sitting at
the hdb void deck whistling at non-existent
birds flying past ok...
he is like some t.t professor la,
although i always feel like throwing rotten brocolli
stalks at his face when he starts his hour long speeches,
i must admit that he does know alot.
now, no more ttt,
i feel quite lost,
usually thursdays and mondays are 100%
devoted to ttt,
then now....
er....
what do people do when they are free on thursdays?
i have long forgotten the feeling of being able to
take an after nappie on thursdays..
really..
i will miss EVERYONE in PLTT.
even kimpy, houy and meepa!
but i think i will miss my tt bat and bat cover the most.
those 2 things have been with me since the day i
held onto a bat and struck an orange ball.
OKOK!
i know my bat handle stinks like a possum's fart,
but...
i have been using it for so long...
i think so long until the wood become hollow already.
nvm,
i shall go knock it against my head.
dont laugh,
you can check if the wood is hollow by knocking it
against your head lor...
forgot who tell me one.
and my bat cover also,
because i have
never changed it nor washed it
for 7 YEARS!!!!
i bet there are more germs on it than on suann's toilet bowl.
shall blog more about it next time.
-
Sunday, April 01, 2007
what can i say?
nothing.
but i will fight til my bones my flesh be hacked.
come on, do it for PL.fight back.zui.
-
Friday, February 02, 2007
im posting, im posting.
can you believe it???
haha.
ok, i promise, THIS will be the last post till my O's.
i must blog today because it was simply such an eventful day.
okok...
morning was physical,
tried to sabo screamy suann.
ahhh...
alliteration.
hah.
she hollers and squeals like some siren everytime
she has to run la.
so being kinda saddistic, i wanted to see her suffer,
hence i kept making her run then i kena retribution.
sian..
then I became the screamy one.
English compre on chocolate:)
sudden realisation dawned.
i SUCK AT VOCAB.
you know the word surpassed has been
out for almost every recorded compre alive
and yet this pathetic brain of mine cannot
rmb its meaning.
plus, its not a difficult at all.
humiliated.
then we had recess.
then my fav satay chicken aunty told me
that ALL, quan bu, zen bu of the canteen food
will be REVOLUTIONISED!
and this revolutionist(if this word even exists),
is none other than Miss T,
SHE is the one with OIL-o-phobia.
NOT ME OK!
NOT ME!!
i dun wanna eat food that is cooked with boiling water for another 9 months ok.
no can do baybeeee.
come on,
give me a break(not literally),
and maybe a kit kat lor.
she seriously thinks that its gonna benefit.
ok, maybe.
but sonner or later ppl will complain and
i will just build a microwave in my
sad locker.
crazy.
the food that we eat in sch is already close to vegan standard la.
still wanna take away my fabulously fantastic friend, the fried egg and the innocent KUEHS!
i just tried one of them for the first time and they owned la.
no more forever.
cos since kueh cant be freakin' boiled, it cant be sold.
sometimes the sch just makes me wanna LA,LA!
dumb to the numb.
moving on,
we were super scared of chem prac,
cos it was a preparation for SPA.
studied unnecessary stuff as usual.
was waiting outside for the lab to clear,
gazing over the edge.
and suddenly a guy/girl,
i dunno,
by the name of Miss Casio the scientific calculator,
committed suicide.
so we were like shcoked and all.
and miss siowyun was having the time of her life laughing away then
SUDDENLY,
i heard a loud undescribable sound(due to sucky vocab as i mentioned earlier),
AND THERE WENT SIOWYUN'S CALCULATOR.
HER CALCULATOR DROPPED TOO.
haha.
joker la she.
so embarassing can.
anw, chem prac was crazy,
the ENO salt was constantly weightless and
i like wighed it 5 times ok.
and it was always 0.0g,
i almost poured the whole bottle already can.
stupid wind draft guy.
ok...nothing else.
crap,this is so insignificant.
*stabs myself
-
Saturday, January 06, 2007
okok.imma post.
cos i have a strange intestine(gut,gettit?humorous sia me) feeling
that this would be my ONLY post the whole year.
haha.
so i shall blog about the first 3 days of sch.
First day:
had to help out with food.
so i escaped the 2.8km walk.
but i think i wasted more energy preparing the food sia.
it was like just messy and confusing.
then ppl keep on taking extra boxes of food and bottles of water
like HO MONG MONG FOR EXAMPLE.
keep on you know.
si na de.
take like the moon gonna drop.
she machiam like live in sahara desert for how long la.
then went for the talk.
THURAI JEMURAI left.
ok la, my emaths for sec3 was not bad.
bt seriously,
im happy she found a more convenient sch to reside in ;)
haha.
*sidetrack:i just heard a song on 987 with the word ps 2 inside.
then what ar...
oh yea.
then small know(xiao hui, see humourous no. 1 is me) told the sec 3s to
like keep quiet and i obediently replied ok
until like my junior peer lites stared at me.
then i realised i was sec 4.
omigash.
i was like planning to live in self delusion for the whole year
to reduce stress.
but it ain't gonna work.
went back to class.
the chairs in class are so small.
i dun even have an ass and yet i have not enough
space to sit.
just imagine.
its like...
can u imagine if teachers used the same chairs?
CAN YOU???
some teachers are gonna have a hard time i tell you.
and im sure all of us know who.
dun make me say it.
i want my senior peer lites points one.
ok.
abit too obvious.
hah.
then then i became the birthday rep for no reason.
i just casually mentioned that must have a birthday girl what.
then i became that girl.
best.
and mrs ong places the word champ after every subject/duty.
i was like laughing like crazy.
cos it sounds very cartoon.
it was like:ok who wants to be the IT champ?
haha.
then got first aid champ and environment champs or smth.
haha.
DAY 2
discipline talk.
so farny.
mrs tee is a born joker.
but i dun think she is trying to be funny.
her persona already very funny.
actions si duo daoooo...
and her favourite raise hand sign
which YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST PLACE BESIDE YOUR EAR!!
went to the toilet wo toilet bowls:)
had peer lite trng refresher for the juniors.
got improve la.
but old habits die hard sia.
remind them the same thing also cannot rmb.
if any of u all are reading this u all better rmb the 2 big big
NO NOs.
kick ur butt i tell u.
DAY 3
hiong number 1 school day.
lesson until 4.10
double e/amaths ok.
wah.
owns.
double humanes also.
i was like falling asleep during amaths until
i made fuzzy pinch me.
and yea i sort of jolted up.
oh yeah,
funniest thing that happened.
lit girls were slacking,
cos ms loh was occupied.
talked abt rmun.
again.
fav topic man.
haha.
and yen lin was describing this guy:
he doesnt have hair/bald.
then when u see everyone has black hair right,
sper easy to spot him,
cos his HEAD is super black.
ok.
now how do you easily differentiate super black from black.
and how can he have a black head when he doesnt have hair.
then yen continued and talked about this rj guy i once
said was cute.
and he had a cheena name if my memory doesnt fail me.
then she was like:
OH YEAH.JILLIAN LIKES TERRENCE!!
you like that terrence guy right?
then everyone was like:
jillian you like all the nerds ar?
wah.ownage.
i was like what terence guy,
who the fluffy pillowcase is terrence can?
then she started describing him, correctly.
but he is DEFINITELY not terence.
STILL,she persistently insisted that he is called terence.
so wtv.
and now whenever i mention him, i must
do the quoting action because apparently there
is a real terrence in rmun too.
oh and i fell down during pe.
i always fall down during pe.
hate it.
u know why?
cos while i was running then i looked into
miss poon's class and commented that she looked
very cute.
so while i was looking into her class,
i missed this hge dualingong rock in front of me and
i tripped over it lor.
scrap a patch of skin out.
you tong.si you de.
but i hurt exactly the same heart shape scar on my knee leh.
exactly.
so cool right?
ok maybe not.
NC16 MOVIES:HERE I COME.BLOOD DIAMOND.WHEEE.
-
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
hah.
i know i am like how many weeks behind church camp.
but nvm.
i can still blog.
im sure everyone knows i am one of the laggiest bloggers in the world.
but not bad la.
3 weeks only mah..
day 2:
crap.
what happened on day 2...
oh yea...
sentosaaaaa to the mentosaaaa...
early in the morning woke up early
with anna to write encouragement cards.
but we like snoozed our phones 39471 times
before we really woke up.
and when we woke up,
we realised we like move a few metres away from everyone
haha.
and then had to wake amandal-i-am-so-lazy-and-i-am-the-president-of-the-tired.hungry club
guy.
it is impossible to wake her up.
really impossible.
i went up to her and i shook her with all my might.
she didnt even twitch.
not at all.
si mei you de.
then i like blew air into her ear,
tickle her and she didnt budge la.
then we started saying stupid things like:
"Aye amandal! (insert unmentionable hot guy's name here) is here!faster wake up!"
then she twitched a little.
ahahaha.
see.
the power of guys.
ahaha.
then someone said like her brother is crying or something.
like wth.
haha.
but she finally woke up la huh.
then we had devotion,
then SENTOSAAAA!
on the bus i taught anna the long forgotten
zhi ma wawa game.
haha.
it is super addictive la.
but i think everyone eanted to kill us.
cos the chant for that game is seriously pretty annoying.
some ppl shot us murderous looks.
when we reached sentosa,
stupid yunam hair care guy aka jared snatched kangming away
from us.
super gay please.
then while waiting for the game,
we played yi mao qian game.
haha
anna's expression when she gets the coin is funny like bao.
she will scrunch it up and um chio at the same time
super comical
haha
and everyyone knows she has it.
aha.
then kangming sat beside.
wah.
super irritating.
i pass the coin to his hand and he will pass it back to me.
and when i persistently pass it back and he will do the same.
so the coin is always with me.
stupid guy.
first stop was the banana thinger.
hah.
i sat on hernshung's shoulders.
i think he grew a little shorter.
i just kept screaming cos i mean...
i...
ok la...
i always scream..
so whatever.
then we went to tanjong beach.
cos apparently its tan's and john's fave beach.
aha.
then went to the pass the message thinger and human word board thing.
pass the message was just bad,
cos old mr hernshung is like hard of hearing and
he cant differentiate between fresh,fish and fried.
so me and anna were like rotting there until the
evil nemesis(some little boy) came behind us and demanded
to cross the bridge,
irritant i tell u.
oh yes,
my fav part was the luge and skyride.
super fun.
but after that expereience,
i have arrived to a conclusion that
i will never get to drive a moving vehicle.
i was like in front before the drive started.
then havent 5 secs,
my whole grp overtook me.
wahlau.
super demoralising la.
and my grp i was one of the oldest can.
just imagine the ahma-like speed i was going at.
its e to the m to the barassing la.
but i can definitely be the ambassador for safety driving.
i was so slow that there was no way that i would collide into anything.
not even an ant that is crossing my path lor.
see.
and kangming just sped down.
i bet he like flew out of his luge and broke his skull but pretended nothing happen lor.
but the skyride was just nasty.
it like goes dang high
and makes u feel super insecure cos ur like barely enclosed.
so obviously i screamed alot.
and kangming ad hernshung was just having a blast looking
at me suffer mentally from behind.
kangming act calm only lor.
i bet he was super worried that the chair would tilt to one side
cos of hernshung.
act only.
act.
war game was just bad.
poor kangming got thrown into the sea.
super unglam la
looked like a rugby match.
haha.
and according to him,
he says that there is no point in resisting.
but i dun agree.
haha.
then ppl kept attacking us.
so evil.
then later some drama happened.
haiz..
but all was good.
thank the camp peeps alot for their prayers.
God does work wonders!
-
Sunday, December 10, 2006
the day my life changed.
this year's church camp was a really different one for me.
different in both the spiritual and physical sense i must say.
super happy that almost all i invited turned up and i really believed
that our friendship went up a few thousand notches as the days passed.
i was the leader of simeon and i was a little apprehensive.
because i was used to being part of a group,
but not the leader.
so i doubted myself alot.
but xinnie really encouraged me with her presence and i felt much
more comfortable.
i love my group cause there are like so many different people in it.
me: super loud and screamy
anna: ditto me
xinnie: born joker and funny
bryan: mr muo muo but super sporting
hannah:the girl whose smile melts my heart
inez: the fit and pro tracker
clarice: owns games and miss muo muo
yaxin:very sociable and participative
hernshung: huge and smiley
tim: super blur sia
thats about all of them.
first day:
i was like super scared about the groupings and during the
animal game, i was like busy looking for my grp members.
i found them and boy was i happy.
i liked the first game, it really bonded them.
anna was blind-folded but she could brush xinnie's mouth
like how she could brush her own mouth leh.
i was like momentararily stunned.
then bryan had to feed anna a banana and he just luan luan lai.
anyhow jab and poke.
poke her cheeek,
poke the air beside her cheek,
until one final poke he zun zun poke right
into her mouth.
haha.
super funny.
then she happily ate the banana lor.
i was the "mouth"in that game.
super apt please.
i just kept screaming, as usual.
then we made our flag.
it was really super super nice.
because we had xinnie in our grp.
jc art student.
whee.
but we did not win best flag la.
what a joke lor.
:(
then we went to the park for station games.
that day was super funny cause i paired up with anna
to play my classic tapping game.
main targets were jared and bryan.
haha.
thats because they were the slowest and blurest one.
which implies that they were probably the only ones that
would fall for our (pathetic) trick.
and bryan did.
throughout the whole camp,
he only got 2 out of 13 taps right.
haha.
you should see his pek chek face when he gets the answer wrong.
super funny.
the melt-the-ice game was fun.
super cold pls.
i was like trying to recall my physics knowledge about ice and their
melting point.
so i was like just putting alot of pressure.
but we still lost.
super sad sia.
then we did the untangling hand game.
we managed to undo ourselves.
3 cheers for simeon.
then we went for the human foosball game.
that was ownage pls.
my feet are super uselss ok.
super duper.
and i was the defender with anna.
we all racket sport one.
only the hand useful what.
so when the ball came we just screamed with all our heart.
and then mark, the opponent striker(the love of amandal's life)
like pwer-kicked 2 shots
right in front of me.
so i just screamed and closed my eyes
and the ball whammed into my leg, and back in front of mark's legs.
and just fyi, mark is in acsb soccer team.
so the impact aint pretty.
and then i screamed:
"please la mark, not again, please please, very pain!"
then i think he muttered a sorry la and just whammed the
second shot right onto the same spot.
then this time it was so painful that i crumbled onto the floor.haha.
everyone was just gloating at my misfortune la.
haha.
but it was fun.
and i declare that the lower sec guys in my church are super good
at football.
2 in school team sumore.
see them play ar...
tio stunned.
then we played the car wash and i like slide right
into the pile of mud la.
super gross.
then some guys took out their shirt to absorb the soapy water.
wah.
my eyes had a feast i tell u.
ok, not in all cases.
but most.
yen lin was super jealous la.
haha.
then we did the relay game.
must do 1o jumping j,spin around 10 times.
eat a polo sweet in the midst of a pail of live fishes.
haha.
amandal's weak point is really spinning leh.
she spun finish 10 rounds and the moment she walked,
she got thrown off her feet and landed right in the midst of
anna's path and just layed there.
super funny.
then we played dog and bone.
i suck super badly at that game.
and our grp won lor.
champion sia.
got a box of rochers:)
sermon was great.
learned loads about faith and the key factor of it.
night game: dead man's walking.
i then realised that i am super dependent on my eyes.
cannot live wo it.
the live toad squishing was just bad.
and i like literally squeezed it with all my guts.
and i felt super bad after that.
cause it got injured or smth.
day 1 was over and amandal rolled on charms while she slept.
violent sleeper number 1.
haha.
day 2 coming up...
-
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
okay...
i am currently pissed.
no, more confused actually.
somebody get me a shit-bomb launcher.
NOW!!!
if i find out who in the werrrrrrllllld did it....
she is so gonna get a coffin for her birthday.
ok la,
its nothing big,
but stilll.......
ARGHHHHH!!!!
-
Friday, April 06, 2007
okok.
i know i just broke my promise about the last blogpost thingy,
but...
there are always exceptions you know...
ok.
i have officially stepped down from PLTT.
seee,
no "yay"...or celebration ok..
cause i am feeling sad about it.
very.
table tennis is like smth so very close to my heart,
even though i totally suck cotton at it,
due to lack of timing, correct bat angle and SKILL.
but..
i love the game.
loads.
to me, its like the most...
how to say...
erm...
maybe SKILL-DEMANDING game?
not like other sports don't need skill,
(ok, i see an approaching rush of people holding boomerangs
in their hands)
but you really need PURE skill to win the game.
ok, maybe luck too...
but LUCKY SHOTS need some skill also one la..
there is so much much much much theory to it.
trust me,
we know.
no one knows it like we do.
bet with you all, on my century year old bolster that
even if we are not the best at the game,
we definitely know the most about the game.
come on,
test us.
let the horse out at us man.
(fang ma guo lai)
i mean...
Mr. Kim is not your normal ah pek sitting at
the hdb void deck whistling at non-existent
birds flying past ok...
he is like some t.t professor la,
although i always feel like throwing rotten brocolli
stalks at his face when he starts his hour long speeches,
i must admit that he does know alot.
now, no more ttt,
i feel quite lost,
usually thursdays and mondays are 100%
devoted to ttt,
then now....
er....
what do people do when they are free on thursdays?
i have long forgotten the feeling of being able to
take an after nappie on thursdays..
really..
i will miss EVERYONE in PLTT.
even kimpy, houy and meepa!
but i think i will miss my tt bat and bat cover the most.
those 2 things have been with me since the day i
held onto a bat and struck an orange ball.
OKOK!
i know my bat handle stinks like a possum's fart,
but...
i have been using it for so long...
i think so long until the wood become hollow already.
nvm,
i shall go knock it against my head.
dont laugh,
you can check if the wood is hollow by knocking it
against your head lor...
forgot who tell me one.
and my bat cover also,
because i have
never changed it nor washed it
for 7 YEARS!!!!
i bet there are more germs on it than on suann's toilet bowl.
shall blog more about it next time.
-
Sunday, April 01, 2007
what can i say?
nothing.
but i will fight til my bones my flesh be hacked.
come on, do it for PL.fight back.zui.
-
Friday, February 02, 2007
im posting, im posting.
can you believe it???
haha.
ok, i promise, THIS will be the last post till my O's.
i must blog today because it was simply such an eventful day.
okok...
morning was physical,
tried to sabo screamy suann.
ahhh...
alliteration.
hah.
she hollers and squeals like some siren everytime
she has to run la.
so being kinda saddistic, i wanted to see her suffer,
hence i kept making her run then i kena retribution.
sian..
then I became the screamy one.
English compre on chocolate:)
sudden realisation dawned.
i SUCK AT VOCAB.
you know the word surpassed has been
out for almost every recorded compre alive
and yet this pathetic brain of mine cannot
rmb its meaning.
plus, its not a difficult at all.
humiliated.
then we had recess.
then my fav satay chicken aunty told me
that ALL, quan bu, zen bu of the canteen food
will be REVOLUTIONISED!
and this revolutionist(if this word even exists),
is none other than Miss T,
SHE is the one with OIL-o-phobia.
NOT ME OK!
NOT ME!!
i dun wanna eat food that is cooked with boiling water for another 9 months ok.
no can do baybeeee.
come on,
give me a break(not literally),
and maybe a kit kat lor.
she seriously thinks that its gonna benefit.
ok, maybe.
but sonner or later ppl will complain and
i will just build a microwave in my
sad locker.
crazy.
the food that we eat in sch is already close to vegan standard la.
still wanna take away my fabulously fantastic friend, the fried egg and the innocent KUEHS!
i just tried one of them for the first time and they owned la.
no more forever.
cos since kueh cant be freakin' boiled, it cant be sold.
sometimes the sch just makes me wanna LA,LA!
dumb to the numb.
moving on,
we were super scared of chem prac,
cos it was a preparation for SPA.
studied unnecessary stuff as usual.
was waiting outside for the lab to clear,
gazing over the edge.
and suddenly a guy/girl,
i dunno,
by the name of Miss Casio the scientific calculator,
committed suicide.
so we were like shcoked and all.
and miss siowyun was having the time of her life laughing away then
SUDDENLY,
i heard a loud undescribable sound(due to sucky vocab as i mentioned earlier),
AND THERE WENT SIOWYUN'S CALCULATOR.
HER CALCULATOR DROPPED TOO.
haha.
joker la she.
so embarassing can.
anw, chem prac was crazy,
the ENO salt was constantly weightless and
i like wighed it 5 times ok.
and it was always 0.0g,
i almost poured the whole bottle already can.
stupid wind draft guy.
ok...nothing else.
crap,this is so insignificant.
*stabs myself
-
Saturday, January 06, 2007
okok.imma post.
cos i have a strange intestine(gut,gettit?humorous sia me) feeling
that this would be my ONLY post the whole year.
haha.
so i shall blog about the first 3 days of sch.
First day:
had to help out with food.
so i escaped the 2.8km walk.
but i think i wasted more energy preparing the food sia.
it was like just messy and confusing.
then ppl keep on taking extra boxes of food and bottles of water
like HO MONG MONG FOR EXAMPLE.
keep on you know.
si na de.
take like the moon gonna drop.
she machiam like live in sahara desert for how long la.
then went for the talk.
THURAI JEMURAI left.
ok la, my emaths for sec3 was not bad.
bt seriously,
im happy she found a more convenient sch to reside in ;)
haha.
*sidetrack:i just heard a song on 987 with the word ps 2 inside.
then what ar...
oh yea.
then small know(xiao hui, see humourous no. 1 is me) told the sec 3s to
like keep quiet and i obediently replied ok
until like my junior peer lites stared at me.
then i realised i was sec 4.
omigash.
i was like planning to live in self delusion for the whole year
to reduce stress.
but it ain't gonna work.
went back to class.
the chairs in class are so small.
i dun even have an ass and yet i have not enough
space to sit.
just imagine.
its like...
can u imagine if teachers used the same chairs?
CAN YOU???
some teachers are gonna have a hard time i tell you.
and im sure all of us know who.
dun make me say it.
i want my senior peer lites points one.
ok.
abit too obvious.
hah.
then then i became the birthday rep for no reason.
i just casually mentioned that must have a birthday girl what.
then i became that girl.
best.
and mrs ong places the word champ after every subject/duty.
i was like laughing like crazy.
cos it sounds very cartoon.
it was like:ok who wants to be the IT champ?
haha.
then got first aid champ and environment champs or smth.
haha.
DAY 2
discipline talk.
so farny.
mrs tee is a born joker.
but i dun think she is trying to be funny.
her persona already very funny.
actions si duo daoooo...
and her favourite raise hand sign
which YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST PLACE BESIDE YOUR EAR!!
went to the toilet wo toilet bowls:)
had peer lite trng refresher for the juniors.
got improve la.
but old habits die hard sia.
remind them the same thing also cannot rmb.
if any of u all are reading this u all better rmb the 2 big big
NO NOs.
kick ur butt i tell u.
DAY 3
hiong number 1 school day.
lesson until 4.10
double e/amaths ok.
wah.
owns.
double humanes also.
i was like falling asleep during amaths until
i made fuzzy pinch me.
and yea i sort of jolted up.
oh yeah,
funniest thing that happened.
lit girls were slacking,
cos ms loh was occupied.
talked abt rmun.
again.
fav topic man.
haha.
and yen lin was describing this guy:
he doesnt have hair/bald.
then when u see everyone has black hair right,
sper easy to spot him,
cos his HEAD is super black.
ok.
now how do you easily differentiate super black from black.
and how can he have a black head when he doesnt have hair.
then yen continued and talked about this rj guy i once
said was cute.
and he had a cheena name if my memory doesnt fail me.
then she was like:
OH YEAH.JILLIAN LIKES TERRENCE!!
you like that terrence guy right?
then everyone was like:
jillian you like all the nerds ar?
wah.ownage.
i was like what terence guy,
who the fluffy pillowcase is terrence can?
then she started describing him, correctly.
but he is DEFINITELY not terence.
STILL,she persistently insisted that he is called terence.
so wtv.
and now whenever i mention him, i must
do the quoting action because apparently there
is a real terrence in rmun too.
oh and i fell down during pe.
i always fall down during pe.
hate it.
u know why?
cos while i was running then i looked into
miss poon's class and commented that she looked
very cute.
so while i was looking into her class,
i missed this hge dualingong rock in front of me and
i tripped over it lor.
scrap a patch of skin out.
you tong.si you de.
but i hurt exactly the same heart shape scar on my knee leh.
exactly.
so cool right?
ok maybe not.
NC16 MOVIES:HERE I COME.BLOOD DIAMOND.WHEEE.
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
hah.
i know i am like how many weeks behind church camp.
but nvm.
i can still blog.
im sure everyone knows i am one of the laggiest bloggers in the world.
but not bad la.
3 weeks only mah..
day 2:
crap.
what happened on day 2...
oh yea...
sentosaaaaa to the mentosaaaa...
early in the morning woke up early
with anna to write encouragement cards.
but we like snoozed our phones 39471 times
before we really woke up.
and when we woke up,
we realised we like move a few metres away from everyone
haha.
and then had to wake amandal-i-am-so-lazy-and-i-am-the-president-of-the-tired.hungry club
guy.
it is impossible to wake her up.
really impossible.
i went up to her and i shook her with all my might.
she didnt even twitch.
not at all.
si mei you de.
then i like blew air into her ear,
tickle her and she didnt budge la.
then we started saying stupid things like:
"Aye amandal! (insert unmentionable hot guy's name here) is here!faster wake up!"
then she twitched a little.
ahahaha.
see.
the power of guys.
ahaha.
then someone said like her brother is crying or something.
like wth.
haha.
but she finally woke up la huh.
then we had devotion,
then SENTOSAAAA!
on the bus i taught anna the long forgotten
zhi ma wawa game.
haha.
it is super addictive la.
but i think everyone eanted to kill us.
cos the chant for that game is seriously pretty annoying.
some ppl shot us murderous looks.
when we reached sentosa,
stupid yunam hair care guy aka jared snatched kangming away
from us.
super gay please.
then while waiting for the game,
we played yi mao qian game.
haha
anna's expression when she gets the coin is funny like bao.
she will scrunch it up and um chio at the same time
super comical
haha
and everyyone knows she has it.
aha.
then kangming sat beside.
wah.
super irritating.
i pass the coin to his hand and he will pass it back to me.
and when i persistently pass it back and he will do the same.
so the coin is always with me.
stupid guy.
first stop was the banana thinger.
hah.
i sat on hernshung's shoulders.
i think he grew a little shorter.
i just kept screaming cos i mean...
i...
ok la...
i always scream..
so whatever.
then we went to tanjong beach.
cos apparently its tan's and john's fave beach.
aha.
then went to the pass the message thinger and human word board thing.
pass the message was just bad,
cos old mr hernshung is like hard of hearing and
he cant differentiate between fresh,fish and fried.
so me and anna were like rotting there until the
evil nemesis(some little boy) came behind us and demanded
to cross the bridge,
irritant i tell u.
oh yes,
my fav part was the luge and skyride.
super fun.
but after that expereience,
i have arrived to a conclusion that
i will never get to drive a moving vehicle.
i was like in front before the drive started.
then havent 5 secs,
my whole grp overtook me.
wahlau.
super demoralising la.
and my grp i was one of the oldest can.
just imagine the ahma-like speed i was going at.
its e to the m to the barassing la.
but i can definitely be the ambassador for safety driving.
i was so slow that there was no way that i would collide into anything.
not even an ant that is crossing my path lor.
see.
and kangming just sped down.
i bet he like flew out of his luge and broke his skull but pretended nothing happen lor.
but the skyride was just nasty.
it like goes dang high
and makes u feel super insecure cos ur like barely enclosed.
so obviously i screamed alot.
and kangming ad hernshung was just having a blast looking
at me suffer mentally from behind.
kangming act calm only lor.
i bet he was super worried that the chair would tilt to one side
cos of hernshung.
act only.
act.
war game was just bad.
poor kangming got thrown into the sea.
super unglam la
looked like a rugby match.
haha.
and according to him,
he says that there is no point in resisting.
but i dun agree.
haha.
then ppl kept attacking us.
so evil.
then later some drama happened.
haiz..
but all was good.
thank the camp peeps alot for their prayers.
God does work wonders!
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
the day my life changed.
this year's church camp was a really different one for me.
different in both the spiritual and physical sense i must say.
super happy that almost all i invited turned up and i really believed
that our friendship went up a few thousand notches as the days passed.
i was the leader of simeon and i was a little apprehensive.
because i was used to being part of a group,
but not the leader.
so i doubted myself alot.
but xinnie really encouraged me with her presence and i felt much
more comfortable.
i love my group cause there are like so many different people in it.
me: super loud and screamy
anna: ditto me
xinnie: born joker and funny
bryan: mr muo muo but super sporting
hannah:the girl whose smile melts my heart
inez: the fit and pro tracker
clarice: owns games and miss muo muo
yaxin:very sociable and participative
hernshung: huge and smiley
tim: super blur sia
thats about all of them.
first day:
i was like super scared about the groupings and during the
animal game, i was like busy looking for my grp members.
i found them and boy was i happy.
i liked the first game, it really bonded them.
anna was blind-folded but she could brush xinnie's mouth
like how she could brush her own mouth leh.
i was like momentararily stunned.
then bryan had to feed anna a banana and he just luan luan lai.
anyhow jab and poke.
poke her cheeek,
poke the air beside her cheek,
until one final poke he zun zun poke right
into her mouth.
haha.
super funny.
then she happily ate the banana lor.
i was the "mouth"in that game.
super apt please.
i just kept screaming, as usual.
then we made our flag.
it was really super super nice.
because we had xinnie in our grp.
jc art student.
whee.
but we did not win best flag la.
what a joke lor.
:(
then we went to the park for station games.
that day was super funny cause i paired up with anna
to play my classic tapping game.
main targets were jared and bryan.
haha.
thats because they were the slowest and blurest one.
which implies that they were probably the only ones that
would fall for our (pathetic) trick.
and bryan did.
throughout the whole camp,
he only got 2 out of 13 taps right.
haha.
you should see his pek chek face when he gets the answer wrong.
super funny.
the melt-the-ice game was fun.
super cold pls.
i was like trying to recall my physics knowledge about ice and their
melting point.
so i was like just putting alot of pressure.
but we still lost.
super sad sia.
then we did the untangling hand game.
we managed to undo ourselves.
3 cheers for simeon.
then we went for the human foosball game.
that was ownage pls.
my feet are super uselss ok.
super duper.
and i was the defender with anna.
we all racket sport one.
only the hand useful what.
so when the ball came we just screamed with all our heart.
and then mark, the opponent striker(the love of amandal's life)
like pwer-kicked 2 shots
right in front of me.
so i just screamed and closed my eyes
and the ball whammed into my leg, and back in front of mark's legs.
and just fyi, mark is in acsb soccer team.
so the impact aint pretty.
and then i screamed:
"please la mark, not again, please please, very pain!"
then i think he muttered a sorry la and just whammed the
second shot right onto the same spot.
then this time it was so painful that i crumbled onto the floor.haha.
everyone was just gloating at my misfortune la.
haha.
but it was fun.
and i declare that the lower sec guys in my church are super good
at football.
2 in school team sumore.
see them play ar...
tio stunned.
then we played the car wash and i like slide right
into the pile of mud la.
super gross.
then some guys took out their shirt to absorb the soapy water.
wah.
my eyes had a feast i tell u.
ok, not in all cases.
but most.
yen lin was super jealous la.
haha.
then we did the relay game.
must do 1o jumping j,spin around 10 times.
eat a polo sweet in the midst of a pail of live fishes.
haha.
amandal's weak point is really spinning leh.
she spun finish 10 rounds and the moment she walked,
she got thrown off her feet and landed right in the midst of
anna's path and just layed there.
super funny.
then we played dog and bone.
i suck super badly at that game.
and our grp won lor.
champion sia.
got a box of rochers:)
sermon was great.
learned loads about faith and the key factor of it.
night game: dead man's walking.
i then realised that i am super dependent on my eyes.
cannot live wo it.
the live toad squishing was just bad.
and i like literally squeezed it with all my guts.
and i felt super bad after that.
cause it got injured or smth.
day 1 was over and amandal rolled on charms while she slept.
violent sleeper number 1.
haha.
day 2 coming up...
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